Which Came First

These are indeed tense times, and I hesitate to raise this subject right now, but it’s been weighing heavy on me and I must get it off my chest.  I’ve been watching a bunch of You Tube episodes of The Jetsons.  Whatever your political or philosophical affiliation, you simply have to admit that Scooby Doo was totally an Astro rip-off.  That said, since on the show (set in 2062) Astro exists 100 years AFTER Scooby Doo, it could be argued that Astro was in fact a rip-off of Scooby Doo.  I am frankly surprised that Hanna-Barbera didn’t get more heat over this glaring and obvious comparison back when Scooby Doo debuted.  Anyway, since there’s no winning this debate, and in the interest of harmony, let’s just agree to disagree. 

Toilets and Covid-19

I am not sure that this is exactly or necessarily related directly to the worldwide Covid-19 pandemic, but I think I may be on to something here.  I have heard that there are parts of the world where toilets drain in a different direction than they do here in America.  I mean, they still drain downward, but they swirl differently, like clockwise or whatever.  I’m actually not really sure which direction my toilet drains in, which is kind of strange because I ALWAYs watch, but I think that it would be just horrible to all of the sudden have it drain in the opposite direction.  My point is that this could have happened already, like in the middle of the night, without anyone checking.  How would we know?  Now, I’m not a conspiracy guy looking to make trouble, and I don’t plan to mention this to the CDC or WHO, but I’d like some answers.   Maybe some of you kids could set up one of your Zooms or whatever and discuss it.  I have no idea how that works, but I’m available for a swab if you need one.

Naming It

Naming a pet is a big decision and hard, because it’s such a commitment.  If you’re going to be calling to the pet a thousand times a day, you want the name to be something that rolls off the tongue and is cool, or maybe one that other people will think is cool when they hear it and therefore think you are cool.  Except for when the pet is a gerbil or a fish or a hermit clam or something.  Then you can name him something lame because you’ll probably only call to him to say things like, “Oh, shit, Boinky, we forgot to leave food for you last month when we went on vacation!”