Sunday, October 30, 2016

Halloween Assumption


Although it’s Halloween weekend, if you see an overweight person with a goatee all dressed up wearing a shirt with the sleeves cut off and a John Deere hat, it’s probably not a good idea to jump to a conclusion and shout, “Hey, Larry the Cable Guy!”  I made that mistake last night, and I think I really hurt the poor lady’s feelings.

Friday, October 14, 2016

Free Coffee and the Decline


 
Today was Free Coffee Friday at Cumberland Farms, and it really was a sickening testament to the decline of civilization, with all the pushing and shoving and elbowing.  I hope I didn’t hurt anyone.