How Do You Say It?

Probably no one has figured out how to translate the language of squirrels, so I can't prove this, but I bet they have at least 31 different ways to say "nuts".

What It Means

As a semi professional sociologist and linguist, I feel confident to state that the meaning of the expression, “oh, balls” (or a variation thereof)  is dependent upon the gender of the person making the comment.

Sitting on The Hill

It’d probably be a horrible idea if you and several friends gathered this evening and sat on blankets on a random but highly visible hill near a thoroughfare but nowhere near an actual fireworks venue and then waited for a bunch of other people to show up thinking this must be a great view for fireworks and then you just waited until there were several hundred people sitting on the hill and then, around dusk, you and your friends just packed up your stuff and left.  I hope nobody does this, but if you do, cheers and you’re welcome.  By the way, this will probably also be a horrible idea tomorrow.