Told Ya

I remember when I was 4 years old in 1965, my parents took me to McDonalds for lunch.  I got a milk with my meal, and my mom handed me a plastic straw and instructed me how to use it.  The concept seemed primitive and outrageously reckless to me, but I did as I was told, and I remember thinking at that moment, “Really?  This obviously non-biodegradable device is what we’re going to use to drink milk?  Ok, let’s roll the dice; let’s not think about sea turtles and the coral reef and stuff, but mark my words, someday there will surely be repercussions for our unfathomable transgressions here today.  Someday this insanity will be addressed.  God bless us.”  And sure as shit, that time has come.   

Say it, Again?

What’s so cool about double speak is that you get, you know, twice as much.  #bargain

Yesterday I said that, absolutely and under any or no circumstances, would I ever agree to what was perhaps and probably never proposed, but what I meant to say is that I wouldn’t not agree to refuse to entertain any proposal, and rather that I would never not regularly accept the opportunity to, and with full confidence, disagree with any proposal presented, or not.  I hope that this clarifies the intent of my statement.

Knowing Your Limits

So anyway, it took her a while, but finally the lady told me she can’t eat eggs because she’s pretty sure she’s allergic to dairy.