Hump Day Rant

·         When the lovely Olympic hurdler Lolo Jones was interviewed last week, saying that she’s committed to maintaining her virginity, but that “it’s really hard”, I giggled like the severely delayed adolescent I am.

·         This year I signed up for EHarmony’s free Memorial Day weekend.  All of my matches were attending barbecues.   After I answered their screening questions, the site said that my compatible mate would be apt to leave me home.

·         When you’re at the gym, and you’re working out with REALLY heavy weights, and you have to dramatically and loudly drop/throw your weights and scream at the end of your set, count back one rep; that could be your sweet spot for next time.

·         Bonus Gym Rant:  I think exercise damages peripheral vision.  The guy hogging the machine I want can’t seem to see me waiting.

·         I’m contemplating starting to take Chantix.  I’m not a cigarette smoker, but I think it would be cool to have vivid dreams.

·         This story went largely unnoticed, but I think Justin Bieber beating up a paparazzo (or anybody, frankly) is a new sign of a pending apocalypse.

·         I really like 5 Hour Energy, but I think it’s an interesting commentary on our culture that their advertising campaign is targeted at those for whom coffee drinking is just too difficult and time consuming.