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I’m not sure if this will end up costing me more
money, but I think it’s cool that my health insurance company will now be
required to send me a letter when I’m
due for a PAP test and Mammogram.
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I think we can all agree that while human organ
donation is a noble and selfless act, animal organ donation is kind of creepy
and suspicious.
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When it comes to dating websites, it’s important
to really get to know a person before you rush into a relationship. For example, I have a friend who finally
discovered that the guy she was chatting with wasn’t really heir to the Scholl’s
foot care company, and he wasn’t actually a doctor, but that he did REALLY REALLY
like feet.
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No man can really argue that without women, the
sales of men’s underpants would plummet.
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If I was ever in a majority, I hope it would be
a vast majority, because that seems like it’d be way better than being in just
a regular majority.
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I bet that at some point God accepted that the “praying
on your knees at bedtime” thing had competition, and begrudgingly started
checking Facebook a couple times a day. I
bet God also thinks that the “if you care, change your status don’t just like” thing is
bogus.
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When I was a kid I thought it’d be so cool to be
friends with Greg Brady. I used to think
that as a bonus I’d end up having some pretty awesome quality time with Marcia,
and that could have blossomed into something really beautiful, and Alice would
probably bring us lemonade and cookies.
Anyway, it never happened, but I’m pretty sure that we’d have grown
apart part by now, so I don’t dwell on it.
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