Nose Picking, Self-Discovery, Bumper Stickers, Camo, etc.

·         Today I saw a very pretty lady picking her nose with her pinky finger.  I’m not sure if she was being dainty or if she just had really small nostrils.

·         Sometimes for me, self- discovery of my shortcomings occurs in the most random and strange ways.  For example, I just realized that, as funny as I think he is, I really have no idea what the E-trade baby is talking about.

·         I find that, by far, the worst scandals are phony scandals.

·         I saw a cute bumper sticker at the mall yesterday.  When the guy got out of his car I smiled and waved and asked, “Hey, how IS your grand dog?”  The guy looked back at me kind of strange and then just walked away.  At first I was puzzled by his reaction, but then I got to thinking, maybe he’s estranged from the grand dog, and I just brought up a sore subject.  I felt really badly about that, but in my own defense, how the hell was I supposed to know?

·         Every now and then, I see someone walking through town dressed totally in camouflaged clothing, even when it’s not hunting season.  Sometimes they look and act kind of like they’re mad at someone or something, and that they don’t want anyone looking at them.  Of course, they really stand out dressed like that, but sometimes I wonder if they left the house thinking that the rest of us really wouldn’t be able to see them.  In my town, if they really wanted to blend into the environment, they should wear clothing that’s painted to look like “house for sale” signs.

·         Sometimes I’ll get all moody about something and leave my house in a huff.  I’m single and live alone, though, and so it has less of an effect than I’m going for.