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Facts You Should Know
About Me
·
3 of the activities on my
Bucket List involve actual buckets.
Some Random Thoughts
Rattling Around My Head This Week
·
I find it odd that the TV
commercial for Korean Airlines doesn’t show any Asians.
·
Spoiler alert: In the new Lone Ranger movie trailer, I think
Johnny Depp sounds just like Mr. Miyagi.
·
Now when you see The
Karate Kid listed on TV, it’s the Jackie Chan one. It’s a good flick, but kind of a letdown if
you’re all ready for “wax on, wax off”.
·
When that guy jumped/fell
out of the hot air balloon from outer space, I bet at some point he thought to
himself, if only for a moment, “this was a big mistake.”
·
Dishwashing liquids
aren’t advertising their “antibacterial” properties nearly as much as they used
to. I think the Bacteria Anti-Defamation
league has struck again.
·
I don’t think anyone
needs more than 5 pairs of shoes. I
mean, come on, how many pairs of shoes do you need? If you have more than 5
pairs of shoes, you should share them.
Everyone should have his or her fair share of shoes.
· Dogs and cats can catch human flu, but people can’t catch
dog and cat flu. That just doesn’t seem
fair.
· I don’t think anyone needs more than 5 cats. I mean, come on, how many cats do you
need? If you have more than 5 cats, you
should share them. Everyone should have
his or her fair share of cats.
· I hate political metaphors.
· Russell Means died today.
I’m a fan of his because he was great as Chingachgook in the Daniel Day
Lewis version of Last of the Mohicans (and he also did the chief's voice in Disney’s
Pocahontas). The scene in Last of the Mohicans where he killed
Magua with that badass axe thing on the rockcliff was so vivid and memorable. Mean’s real legacy was as an activist and
leader of the American Indian Movement.
Look him up if you aren’t familiar with his work.
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