Sunday, August 12, 2012

Civility and truth, Puppies and the Rongovian Model


“The road to tyranny, we must never forget, begins with the destruction of the truth.”

-          Bill Clinton

“It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession.  I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first.”

-          Ronald Reagan




And So It (Really) Begins………



·         I think the 2012 Presidential contest became a bit more interesting this weekend.   I am always glad and encouraged to see passionate opinions expressed in civil, respectful and meaningful debates.  Unfortunately, the discourse is seldom civil, respectful and meaningful.  I can disagree with a person’s politics and still appreciate and honor his or her conviction as a patriot; and I expect the same from my candidates.   

It’s vital for voters on both sides of the contest to become engaged.  Read multiple newspapers, follow both liberal and conservative media, and come to your own independent conclusions.  Please do your own fact-checking, again with multiple sources, and keep an open mind.

And by the way, listening to your parents or the “Office Expert” at work is fine, but it doesn’t replace doing your own research. 



Random Thoughts……

·         When I make a baseless or inaccurate accusation about someone, and am then later called to task about it, I just say that “I was making a metaphor.”  And although I wouldn’t have any direct responsibility or knowledge of it, I expect my friends to do the same if they make a baseless or inaccurate accusation about someone on my behalf, but only if they are later called to task.

·         I wonder if Lincoln and Washington had spokespersons that would stand in front of the press the day after a big speech and explain, “what the President meant to say was………”

·         I bet that a bunch of people with the loudest points of view on both sides of the political spectrum have never registered to vote, and probably will not.  EVERYBODY has an opinion, but statistically, only about 60% or less of those eligible to vote show up on Election Day.  What’s extra scary and sad is that the 60% is partially comprised of folks who vote for a candidate mostly because their parents and the Office Expert said so, and without any true understanding of the issues.







The following are excerpts of an imaginary transcript of an imaginary debate between imaginary Representative Willard “Willie” Wahnka and imaginary Governor Albert “ Albee” Senia:

(In honor of the great and not imaginary Lincoln/Douglas debates, the style is freeform…..)

Wahnka/Senia Debate

Wahnka:  “100% of American Citizens who were born before August of 1962 and who are still alive, are now at least 49 years old today. 

     (Thunderous applause)

My opponent doesn’t want you to know that.”

     (Boos)  

Senia:  “Well, that’s funny, but my opponent said that exact same thing four years ago, but used August of 1958 as his example then! 

     (Boos)

Well?  Which is it, Congressman?”

     (Thunderous applause)

Wahnka:  “The word is out that Governor Senia is in favor of using stray puppies strapped with explosives to seek out and kill terrorists. 

     (Boos)

I feel that there is a better way, and as your President I will not use stray puppies strapped with explosives to kill terrorists.”

     (Thunderous applause)

Senia:  “The comment I made about strapping explosives on stray puppies has been taken out of context.

     (Boos)

I was making a reference to “Operation Exploding Stray Puppies”, which was a coordinated effort by allied forces in World War 2 to end Hitler’s reign of terror.  I’ve been very clear on this point. Apparently Congressman Wahnke disagrees, but I think that the effort to stop Hitler was noble and just.  I’m not afraid to say it, and I’m darned proud of my record on stray puppies.”

     (Thunderous applause)

Wahnka:  “If my opponent has his way, most elderly married couples will be required to divorce.

     (Boos)

I believe that there is a better way, and as your President, I will repeal  Governor Senia’s proposed “Old People Mandatory Divorce and Grandparent Redistribution” legislation.”

     (Thunderous applause)

Senia:  “Willie, that’s just a distortion and an outrageous misstatement of facts.

     (Boos)

 It’s a matter of public record, and what I said about elderly marriage is that I would propose legislation based on the Rongovian model, whereby older couples are required to divorce and then put into a so-called “Foster Grandparent” pool.  A government program then connects these folks with needy families.  It’s not just a theory; it’s time-tested in Rongovia since 1971.  I believed it then, and I stand by it now.  Old people make very good grandparents, and my opponent’s view that they don’t is simply wrong.”

     (Thunderous applause)

Wahnka:  “What my esteemed adversary doesn’t tell you is that Rongovia implemented that plan when it was in the midst of a crippling two decade-old grandparent deficit.   

     (Boos)

Of course we all think that old people make fine grandparents.  Mine were old, and I’ve been very frank about that.  And by the way, Mr. Senia may want us to mirror Rongovia, or even become Rongovia, although he may deny it. 

     (Boos)

Maybe he even drives one of those sporty two seat Rongovian racers, but as for me, I’m proud to be an American, and I drive a Hyundai!”

     (Thunderous applause)

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