So I know
that we only have like 12 years left or whatever, and we need to be stewards of
the planet so we have to get this shit rolling and all that. I reuse plastic whenever I can (using Walmart
bags for my garbage), and I mostly gave up smoking cigars (except for
celebrations……) because I got sick of the freakin pusses everyone gave me, and
also to save the earth, for sure. But
one thing really has me bugged, and that’s all this talk about how red meat is
killing the ozone. They say everyone
should be vegan, which I’m totally ok with for the most part, but with it I
need a meat side dish; just give me like a little roast beef au jus or pork whatchamacallit
and we’re good. Alternative protein
sources are bullshit. Beans and I have a
love hate relationship, and I know some of you will want to talk about lentils
but, save it. Nobody but PETA seems to
care, but I’m ok living without chickens because they are nasty. And please don’t tell me that seafood is my reasonable
alternate meat resource. I like salmon
(with steak), but let’s not go crazy; we know what fish do in that water. And I’m
not sure what the ultimate plan is with a reduction in red meat consumption. Will cows as a species be killed off? And is the reason so that we can avoid cow
farts? I hope not, because cow farts are
just about the funniest of all farts (they have five stomachs, comon, now!) and
I mean no offense to anyone else out there who thinks they fart funnier.
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