Monday, July 9, 2012

Monday Bonus Rant


         NOW IN LARGER AND READABLE FONT!!!! SAME LOW PRICE!!!!
·         It’s 2012.  If you insist on pronouncing the word nuclear “nu-cu-ler”, it should be mandatory for anyone within earshot to laugh mockingly and throw stuff at you.
·         I don’t play tennis, but if I ever win at Wimbledon, I think it’ll be cool to do that dropping the racket and falling backward in celebration thing.
·         Today is July 9th.  I remember a time when I would know exactly how many days were left from today until the first day of school in the Fall. 
·         School buses really seem to bring out the douche-bag in people.
·         I’m working on a provocative and sexually- charged novel for men.  I think the timing is perfect, and I really hope it takes off.  It’s titled, “A Couple of Drinks, One Shade of Grey, And Then a Nap.”

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