Christmas Returns

This is just an fyi for my readers.  Apparently, Christmas scratcher tickets have a zero-return policy.  I had a couple of losers I got as presents and took them back for a refund and the 14-year-old behind the counter rolled her eyes and I then I guess I sort of reacted and complained a little but then, long story short, the Sheriff explained it to me.  So anyway, yeah, you can’t return them if you don’t win, so really, don’t even try it.  So, even though it’s totally bullshit, just throw them away or whatever, I guess.

Geneology

So I sent a cheek swab to MYDNA.com about a month ago.  I got a response from them today that said my ancestry is 100% English and Scottish, which I figured would be true.  It also said that the U.K. is appealing the results, which I didn’t even know they could do.

Holiday Attire

Here’s a holiday tip.  Before you compliment someone on the “ugly Christmas sweater” he or she is wearing, try to make certain that it’s not a “regular Christmas sweater” he or she is wearing.

Looking Ahead

When you enter a traffic roundabout, NEVER look to your left or right or behind you.  Those people are SO freakin’ judgmental.  Just keep looking straight ahead; that’s where the future is.